LOL. Well, I am a chick, but I'm not fat. "In crowds" are fine in high school, but a little weird coming from the keyboard of an old Texas guy, don't you think?"
"I lurked here for four years before signing up"
"Lots of mouthy n00bs claim things like that."
Could be. I couldn't care less what other noobs claim. I know what I was doing. My husband was watching the election returns in 2008, and I couldn't stand it. I was on FR, and when people started posting, "McCain can't win, it's over", I lost it.
"Perhaps you speak above your station."
Don't think so. If you earn respect, I'm glad to give it.
"Id like to get along with you"
"That isn't out of the question. You still have be slapped around first."
Fair enough. Now consider your slapping done, because I slap back, and a PMSing woman will slap harder, I guarantee it.
"I'm all full of sunlight and rainbows. True story."
Yeah, yeah. And Obama's as straight as Chuck Norris.

In fact, as far as "The Bieb" (as Gunner calls him) is concerned, he might be thinking "rein-beau."