That’s just rude! I bet he doesn’t make many friends a the dragstrip. I wonder what he has for a motor? 4 cylinder turbo? 6 cylinder?
He had (IIRC, that particular guy has recently died - some health issue, not motoring related) the engine you could get in those minivans - the 2.2L Chrysler “Turbo II” I4. Other people have made similar builds since; another favorite is to stick the 2.4L turbo engine out of a Neon SRT4 into it - it drops right in.