Hilarious.
But for a more authentic NA cooking experience try this:
http://www.amazon.com/Ilimpachi-Were-Gonna-Eat-Chickasaw/dp/1935684035/
And you don’t have to be 0/32 anything to try them.
Thanks for the link!
Bears to be repeated:
http://www.amazon.com/Ilimpachi-Were-Gonna-Eat-Chickasaw/dp/1935684035/