[Slings and Arrows]

“An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.”

[Monkey Face]

I will not go on Liberty.
But if I do, I will not go into a bar.
But if I do, I will not order a drink.
But if I do, I will not drink it.
But if I do, I will not get drunk.
But if I do, I will not fall down.
But if I do, I will fall on my left arm so I don’t shame the USNavy!