You laugh.
Google “Maadi-Griffin Pistol”.
And while you’re at it, look up “Mossberg 590 AOW” (a 12-gauge pistol), “Mosin-Nagant pistol” (there’s a few cut down to that size), “Stinger pen gun”, “Any Other Weapon examples”, and “Swiss mini-gun”. They’re all real.
More than a few, the Obrez for decades was a favorite cheap assassin weapon and the rural bandits really liked it.
http://www.gunandgame.com/forums/attachments/powder-keg/27934d1261021480-mosin-nagant-obrez-9130.jpg
used to have a Serbu Super Shorty.
basically a 12 GA pump pistol.