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1 posted on 05/09/2012 3:01:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Where’s Elmer!!! (Sorry, I could not stop myself.)


2 posted on 05/09/2012 3:03:24 PM PDT by Makana
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Quack Mayor

3 posted on 05/09/2012 3:04:47 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Protected birds???????? They are diseased!!!!


4 posted on 05/09/2012 3:04:50 PM PDT by goseminoles
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go rent a hawk


5 posted on 05/09/2012 3:05:46 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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“The ducks are considered non-natives to Florida and invasive, so moving them somewhere else is prohibited. A federal rule that went into effect in 2010 placed the Muscovy ducks on a list of federally protected birds.”

Sort of like illegal aliens. ;)


6 posted on 05/09/2012 3:06:55 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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The town needs more retriever type dogs.


7 posted on 05/09/2012 3:08:26 PM PDT by Paladin2
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A duck may be somebody's mother.

8 posted on 05/09/2012 3:09:38 PM PDT by I see my hands (If you say what you think then no one will like you.)
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“Feral Ducks” = Decent name for a punk rock band.

Seriously, Muscovys are very aggressive and pretty ugly duckloids.


10 posted on 05/09/2012 3:11:31 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be, Mitt?")
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Big qwack attack has residents ducking!


11 posted on 05/09/2012 3:13:49 PM PDT by biggredd1
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will federal ducks be far behind?


12 posted on 05/09/2012 3:14:23 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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One word: Confit .

/johnny

13 posted on 05/09/2012 3:14:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Ridiculous that this is protected.


15 posted on 05/09/2012 3:16:08 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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This is why God invented vey quiet, very powerful air rifles. Don’t be a good sport, just get a dick dinner.


16 posted on 05/09/2012 3:16:39 PM PDT by libstripper
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Roast duck is tasty. Just gotta watch the bones.


18 posted on 05/09/2012 3:26:12 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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This is a savory problem.


19 posted on 05/09/2012 3:37:32 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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1 800 ali gatr

24 posted on 05/09/2012 4:11:46 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bailout)
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“A federal rule that went into effect in 2010 placed the Muscovy ducks on a list of federally protected birds.”

Well, that’s great for the ducks that are living on federal lands, where the feds’ jurisdiction on matters like this ends. For the Muscovy ducks who have strayed into the sovereign State of Florida, it should be “game on”.


26 posted on 05/09/2012 4:15:01 PM PDT by Boogieman
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you think ducks are bad... we have HUNDREDS of Canadian geese crapping all over the place year round and you can't touch them

but i found a cool way to pizz them off and get them to leave the park if only for a little while

circle them closing the circle a few feet with every revolution till you get them in a tight group then run at them with the wind at your back... it's all flapping and honking and falling over each other trying to take off with the wind!

27 posted on 05/09/2012 4:22:32 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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UPI brags “Over 100 years of journalistic excellence” illustrates this story with a photograph of a Mallard hen.

Face Palm, Now!


29 posted on 05/09/2012 4:35:09 PM PDT by lastchance ("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
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30 posted on 05/09/2012 4:38:20 PM PDT by SJackson (As a black man, you know, Barack could get shot going to the gas station, M Obama)
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