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To: Yosemitest
Don't tell the Kalifornia wackos how nice it is in the South. We don't need these people down here.

A reminder for Kalifornians & damn Yankees: The South is full of rednecks with guns. They don't wash themselves or brush their few remaining teeth. There are swamps & mosquitoes. Lots of deadly snakes. The roads are all dirt. The nicest homes are trailers. Country music blares from every tractor.

And strangers are shot on sight.

19 posted on 05/06/2012 5:49:26 PM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: Mister Da
Just send them out freshwater fishing on the Yellow or Blackwater Rivers.
They're not use to water lizards.
21 posted on 05/06/2012 5:54:57 PM PDT by Yosemitest (It's simple, fight or die!)
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To: Mister Da

Well I will be moving down south in a little over a year....

I want to be closer to my daughter. The only reason I am in California is because the work I do is in fact unique to the location. if you had the job I would much rather have worked there


29 posted on 05/06/2012 6:30:59 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: Mister Da

Don’t tell the Kalifornia wackos how nice it is in the South. We don’t need these people down here.

A reminder for Kalifornians & damn Yankees: The South is full of rednecks with guns. They don’t wash themselves or brush their few remaining teeth. There are swamps & mosquitoes. Lots of deadly snakes. The roads are all dirt. The nicest homes are trailers. Country music blares from every tractor.

And strangers are shot on sight.

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Hey there, except for the mosquitoes and swamps, you just described where I live in Tulare County California. Well, ok, we have blaring Mariachi music, but the rest of it is spot on. California’s inland is as Red as it gets. The crazy people live on the coast.


44 posted on 05/06/2012 7:49:35 PM PDT by bored of education
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