"thats not tanning, thats deep fried"
"How much for the talking leather couch?"
"I have had turkeys that I have cooked that did not brown that well."
"Even burnt toast thinks this lady has gone too far."
"This reminds me of Yosmetie Sam getting his face blown up by cannon fire from Bugs Bunny!"
"That is scary, and i work in a morgue"
"Willy Wonka called. You're late for work!"
Yeah I saw those. Cracked me up!