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1 posted on 05/01/2012 10:15:53 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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Shorter bath tubs for shorter people?


2 posted on 05/01/2012 10:18:33 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Democrats would salivate at having this problem to solve.

Think of how intrusive they could justify getting!

3 posted on 05/01/2012 10:20:16 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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Bathtub tsunamis?


4 posted on 05/01/2012 10:20:37 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth again.)
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Crocodiles in the plumbing...


5 posted on 05/01/2012 10:20:43 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))
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All these bath deaths. Maybe we need to rush a few emergency shipments of adhesive duckies there.

Actually I don’t know why they are wasting time on this when the radiation over there is going to kill them off far sooner than even this many bathtub deaths a year. Considering the two types of deaths, the bathtub death may be preferable.


6 posted on 05/01/2012 10:21:10 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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Well if it is one of those steeping tubs three feet deep I am not surprised. You can boil like a frog in those things.


7 posted on 05/01/2012 10:22:20 AM PDT by Lady Lucky (Fleece, tallow, and get out to be weighed.)
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I wonder if the water temperature is too high.


8 posted on 05/01/2012 10:22:20 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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14,000 people die every year in the tub - three times as many as those who died in car accidents

Solution: They should take baths in their cars.
9 posted on 05/01/2012 10:22:31 AM PDT by twhitak
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If you’re going to die au bain, I recommend those old-fashioned needle showers. Go tickled to death.


11 posted on 05/01/2012 10:25:52 AM PDT by Lady Lucky (Fleece, tallow, and get out to be weighed.)
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They should mandate bath tub life preservers.

It would have saved Whitney!!!!!


13 posted on 05/01/2012 10:34:11 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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Ban bathing.


14 posted on 05/01/2012 10:39:15 AM PDT by bgill
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They need to make sure the tubs are grounded before plugging them in.


18 posted on 05/01/2012 10:51:19 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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For once I have the origin of the photo; I think there was a thread about it from Valentine's Day.....Spluch offers up news of this chocolate bath which is available to patrons of a hot springs spa resort in Hakone, west of Tokyo, Japan. This is not the first time this spa has been featured on Spluch; before, it's been noticed offering other baths, of wine, Japanese sake, green tea and coffee. They note:

The water in the bath is mixed with cacao and fragrant bath powders while chocolate in its liquid form is poured over the bodies of the bathers. Couples can have fun smearing the chocolate over each others' bodies or lick it off.

19 posted on 05/01/2012 11:07:22 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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21 posted on 05/01/2012 11:07:42 AM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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007 says "to be on the safe-side, make sure you have enough Geisha girls on hand when you take a Japanese bath." ;)

24 posted on 05/01/2012 11:17:31 AM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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Japanes Govt Makes Scuba Gear Mandatory When Taking a Bath


26 posted on 05/01/2012 11:39:49 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Japanese tanked???` Who knew?)
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Japanese Govt Makes Scuba Gear Mandatory When Taking a Bath


27 posted on 05/01/2012 11:40:04 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Japanese tanked???` Who knew?)
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Too much Kirin and really deep tubs!


28 posted on 05/01/2012 12:19:10 PM PDT by PROTESTBYPROXY (We are screaming! I am Breitbart!! Invictus Maneo)
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I lived in Japan for a while.

The bathtubs are much deeper than what we are used to. It's great, like being in a hot tub.

29 posted on 05/01/2012 1:02:54 PM PDT by Washi (Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, one head-shot at a time.)
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In a comparative study it was found that the number of bathtub deaths in France was ‘zero’.


30 posted on 05/01/2012 2:22:21 PM PDT by Moltke (Always retaliate first.)
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