so many cute posts.
I enjoyed them all so much. I didn't
even try to surpass what you all did today but I will
add my little contribution anyway!
Day 84 of my captivity.
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I
am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that
keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction
I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.
Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
their favorite chair. I must try this on
their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body
in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable
of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.
They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
kitty cat I was. This is not working according
to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.
I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event.
However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to
my powers of inducing something called allergies.
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more
than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant.
He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current
placement in the metal room, his safety is
assured. But I can wait.
It's only a matter of time.
always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once
I want to say, "No, it's for company!"