[jaycee]

You guys sure batted 100 today. I've never seen
so many cute posts.

I enjoyed them all so much. I didn't
even try to surpass what you all did today but I will
add my little contribution anyway!




A Cat's Diary

Day 84 of my captivity.

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I
am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that
keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction
I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.
Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
their favorite chair. I must try this on
their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body
in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable
of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.
They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
kitty cat I was. This is not working according
to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.
I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event.
However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to
my powers of inducing something called allergies.
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more
than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant.
He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current
placement in the metal room, his safety is
assured. But I can wait.

It's only a matter of time.

Quote:

"You know when people see a cat's litter box, they
always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once
I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

[MEG33]

LOL!

[ConorMacNessa]

Good evening, Jaycee! Great to see you this evening! Happy Caturday!



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[yorkie]

Oh my goodness, JC! That had me laughing out loud! LOL!!

Glad you joined the fun!

[GailA]

We took the couch cushion and put it on the back of the bed, then the regular pillow on top of that. I bought one of those Total Body donut pillows, highly recommend it, and used it too. It folds in half, or you can put a sore ear in the hole...works either way. Makes a good neck rest and holds your neck straight. Slept well except for the tinkle runs in my own bed last night.

How big is 2.5 lbs in comparison to a basketball, that is what the bulge she took off weighed. Dressing more an issue than incision along with drains, they move, I’ve taped them down with band aids on my lower leg to stop some of the movement.

[goat granny]

Hi JC and thank you for the laugh about the cat...but the verse at the bottom brought out a real LOL. Hope you are feeling somewhat better, chronic pain is nasty to live with, but you give others chuckles and laughs....God Bless....GG