BROMELIAD
Posted on 04/26/2012 7:29:15 AM PDT by massmike
Edited on 04/26/2012 7:34:25 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Swiss newspaper Tages-Anzeiger reports that a woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.
The Zurich newspaper reported Wednesday that the unnamed Swiss woman in her fifties decided to follow the radical fast in 2010 after viewing an Austrian documentary about an Indian guru who claims to have lived this way for 70 years.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
” Darwin, you magnificent bastard”
Well... almost, she was 50 so whatever damage she was going to inflict on the gene pool had already been accomplished.
I don’t think she was really Swiss, she sounds more like a plant...
Sunshine by day and moonshine by night is a much more harmonious life sustaining balance IMO, eheheheh!
Try putting a plant in the sun without water and it will die also.
Can we now call her Mello Yello or Sunny?
How do we know she didn’t OD on Vitamin D???
Did she use the Sun to try and make her own ‘light’ beer?
That 1980s pop-synth band, A-ha, did create a very popular song called, “The Sun Always Shines On TV.” Maybe she should have been on TV.
Was she a blonde by any chance? If so, here’s a joke.
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. we’re going at night!”
When stupid die. It makes me giggle.
I bet her favorite song was, “Blinded By The Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. All we need now are a good set of parody lyrics just for her!
Will she be still voting for Obama this November?
Or Smashmouth’s “Walking On the Sun.”
Photosynthesis does work for humans, no matter how “green” you think you are.
Related news article:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/015/065njdoe.asp
The Silent Scream of the Asparagus
Get ready for ‘plant rights.’
You just knew it was coming: At the request of the Swiss government, an ethics panel has weighed in on the “dignity” of plants and opined that the arbitrary killing of flora is morally wrong. This is no hoax. The concept of what could be called “plant rights” is being seriously debated.
I bet another favorite song of hers was, “You Light Up My Life” by Debbie Boone!
If she was married to an Egyptian man the clock is ticking for his final coitus.
Confucius say: “Swiss who depend only on sun likely get Bern’d.”
Yeah, the operative word here is "claims". Its surprising that someone as stupid as this woman could actually live to be in her fifties in the first place...
That could have been a clue for her...
Regardless the discussion, an eating disorder is just that. Those who have them are very good at excuses and cover stories.
I knew someone who claimed to be a vegetarian, but managed to sneak in the occasional hamburger.
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