Somebody’s going to get a bullet for that one.
What a tacky little people.
Don’t know why I clicked Excerpt. Read more at...
Cause there ain’t no more to read. I posted the entire article.
its an asian thing...like this toothpaste that recently got a name change to DARLIE
Wow! What marketing genius! A brand that screams with authority: “Rook Out! Crappy Chinese sungrass quarity contror wirr brind you!”
Actual Chinese Movie Subtitles
1. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
2. Gun wounds again?
3. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
4. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
5. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
6. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
7. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
8. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
9. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
10.Beat him out of recognizable shape!
11. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
12. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
13. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL390B9655374FFC6A
Best Helen Keller actress, ever.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
By rearranging the living-room furniture.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off.
Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?
Washed her hands with soap.
How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
She was trying to read a waffle iron
I have heard that “branding” is a major goal of Chinese companies because they see how Western companies use this to make a lot more money. But perhaps they haven’t quite figured it out yet.
Those glasses must have some seriously dark tint.
Helen Keller Sings The Blues!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVfqoCvUODY