[TChad]

Heh ... that reminds me of this famous NY Post headline.

The greatest tabloid headline ever written.

[Erasmus]

Some years ago, there was a novel about a tabloid editor obsessed with topping a headline he had seen on a rival paper. He was on a long descent into madness over it. The headline, and the novel’s title, was

“Dwarf Rapes Nun, Escapes in Flying Saucer.”