[~Pandora]

Yes, its all geared around the men. What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

[arderkrag]

What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

Arderkragism. Just founded it.

[arderkrag]

I even have historical basis for this religion - see, here's me fighting in the Battle of Hastings:

[T Minus Four]

Yes, its all geared around the men. What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

Someone should make up an American religion in which men must marry multiple wives to achieve god-dom, so they can spend eternity having constant sex in order to populate their own planet.

[Casie]

Seriously!

They think God gives them a team of virginal sex partners in heaven? So they believe God is a pimp? What do women get again? Hooker boots?

Those freaks are insane!

[Elsie]

What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

Decisions decisions!

Emma Hale only!!

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[reaganaut]

What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

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Mormonism (I’m serious). And they also have multiple partners with women as basically sex slaves and baby machines. Can you imagine being pregnant for eternity?