Dear Kim Jong Not Ill:
I am writing this sternly worded letter to express my displeasure with your rocket launch. As a severe sanction, all of us who are members of the United Nations will wag our fingers in a tsk-tsk motion in your general direction tomorrow at noon. That will teach you not to do this again!
Signed,
Barack 0bama
P.S. Couldn't you at least have waited until after my election when I'll have more flexibility to shrug and ignore this kind of stuff? It's golf season.