Hammer time
$7.00? $7.00!
Out of my way!
Going to Easter egg hunts can be a method of survival in Barry’s Hopey/Changey Amerika.
Erick Holder’s peeps.
A man and his wife owned a very special goose. Every day the goose would lay a golden egg, which made the couple very rich.
“Just think,” said the man’s wife, “If we could have all the golden eggs that are inside the goose, we could be richer much faster.”
“You’re right,” said her husband, “We wouldn’t have to wait for the goose to lay her egg every day.”
So, the couple killed the goose and cut her open, only to find that she was just like every other goose. She had no golden eggs inside of her at all, and they had no more golden eggs.
Hammer time
It’s Memphis! DO NOT GO TO MEMPHIS!
Next year people ought to stand around for this egg hunt and toss eggs at the participants.
Better yet, cancel all of them. The greed and sloth has won the day in Amerika.
Some folks think you have to be wealthy to be greedy.
Most of the greed resides at the lower end of the chain anymore. May they rot along with their eggs.
“You can’t make an Egg hunt without breaking a few heads.”
Hmm, never thought to take a hammer to an Easter Egg hunt.
Staplehead was hunted down like a rabid dawg...
It’s those female Canadians ya gotta watch out for.
Those in Tennessee, get out while you can.