Witch 'King' Reveals Bid to Set up occult Centre in Bristol

This is Bristol ^ | Saturday, April 07, 2012

[cloudmountain]

Witch? It's WARLOCK.
I guess he didn't watch much of Samantha!

Methinks he's had WAY too much of his own, er, BREW.
Sorry, it HAD to be said. :o)

[shibumi]

So who the hell is this “Shadee” guy anyway?

Who made him king? I didn’t vote for him. Did you guys vote for him?

And don’t give me any tripe about some moistened bint lobbing a scimitar at him. A farcical aquatic ceremony is no basis for a system of government. (But it might be better than what we’ve got at the moment.....)

[Slings and Arrows]

"Paging Eowyn...Eowyn of Rohan to the white courtesy phone..."

[shibumi]

"You Rang?"

[Slings and Arrows]

Huh, never thought it would work.

[PzLdr]

Err, the Witch King was killed on Pellenor Field by Theodon’s niece, Eowyn.

Also known as Lord of the Nazgul, the Black Captain, Lord of the Nine.

[dog breath]

Sounds like a business plan to me, a perfect spot for the unscrupulous to troll for the the naive. I actually have much less problem with this then a mosque going up there, at least nobody will strap on an explosive vest.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

He said: “We don’t preach, we prove. For instance, if sceptics out there wanted to see a materialisation – a ghost – we would go and show them that.

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They are having a special. For today only, if you buy a zombie at the regular price you will also receive a hobgoblin for no extra charge.

That’s a free hobgoblin included with every zombie purchase!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I didn’t vote for him. Did you guys vote for him?

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I might have voted for him. It was an accident. I thought I was voting for the worst dressed twit.

I’m sorry.

[shibumi]

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Hey! Yeah, that’s the guy!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Hey! Yeah, that’s the guy!

[RedStateRocker]

:One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh”
-Robert A Heinlein

[Daffynition]

[driftless2]

So this guy can channel “occult energy”? Well sign me up. How much does this guy charge? I’ve got a yard full of gophers digging holes and neighbor kids who won’t get off my lawn. Maybe he can channel that occult energy and win me a lottery as well.

[Puddleglum]

Cast a spell and get the permit to set up your “centre” for free! Oohhhhh, scary....

Bet he is no more successful at this than with love potions.

[Puddleglum]

props for the picture of Eric Idle as an upper class twit!!!

[Caipirabob]

Just another S* for brains poser who's an mouth-frothing anti-Christ to boot:

His political manifesto proposed to tackle problems in education, health and crime, and included a freeze on council tax, incentives for students to pass their degrees in two years rather than three, and additionally proposed to “turn Britain into a truly secular society” by banning religious and faith schools and the teaching of religious education in the classroom.

[shibumi]

Thanks!

When I don’t have much to say, I just let my UC Twit do the talking for me. Or I play a recording of a Congressman or Senator.

Any Congressman or Senator.