Posted on 04/07/2012 3:19:14 PM PDT by garjog
When discussing Christians: "...believe in cultural myths..."
When talking about the Easter Bunny: "...the sacred rabbit..."
Good. Very Good. Parody at its best!
What a DooFus!!!
satire - but it does sound like him -
here’s his short, ‘nothing’ easter spreech
That clarified - is that photo with the dogs nose in his - ahmmm - crotch, photoshopped?
These pics are from last year - don’t see that one here, but the Monitor would’nt have published it - but it could have been on ‘the roll”?
http://www.csmonitor.com/Photo-Galleries/In-Pictures/White-House-Easter-Egg-Roll-2011/(photo)/354996
To clear the record, here is the real meaning of Easter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd437S0pvzU&feature=related
the dog is looking for the eggs LOL
thousands of green energy jobs
Looks like he never watches the news
“That clarified - is that photo with the dogs nose in his - ahmmm - crotch, photoshopped?”
That photo is one of my favorites. It was Easter in 2009 I think. Why the WH posted it I can’t imagine. Bo is sniffing the President’s crotch as he reads to kids.
I had to check twice to make sure this was not from that Semi-News site! Did he REALLY say this??? Incredible, just incredible. What a sorry excuse for a President. He is truly a disgrace.
“That clarified - is that photo with the dogs nose in his - ahmmm - crotch, Photoshopped?”
No, this is a real photo published on the WH web page. I am not kidding this time. It’s not Photoshopped. Haven’t you seen it before? Hilarious.
Yes, and the link goes to some blog that doesn’t even mention this.
omitted was mention of the African equinoctial holiday celebrated in the old and ancient kingdoms called Yasayamam.
The kings are long dead but several princes were enslaved and shipped to America where the memory is still celebrated. Since the ubiquitous presence of cell phones, the tribal remnants can show their colors and assemble on demand in large numbers in a Walgreens or a 7-11 where sacrifices are made by the store manager and the reduced inventory after the gathering is written off as cultural appeasement expense.
Some cultural scholars believe that Yasayamam has a relation to a similar solsticial holiday Kwansa but that is not proven. Yasayamam seems to have originated in oasial Sahara and moved south and west whereas Kwansa can be traced to Harlem although some think east Atlanta. It was formerly thought Kwansa originated in North Charleston but that theory was shown to be in error by the ASCP AA society study.
I was about ready to watch my head explode, I thought this was real, it is to true to life.
I was surprised to learn this is satire.
Please put satire or blog in the title.
This is not the actual address Obama gave.
Thank you blog pimp.
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