“In the documents, Sapp lists all his assets, which TMZ reported include:
• 240 pairs of Jordan sneakers and sandals
• Large nude women painting” - We can stop right there.
Mr. Sapp, we may never find your beloved footwear, but as for the other missing item, you might want to make some discrete inquiries of Monica Lewinsky’s former, ahem, “employer...”
My question is: Is it a "large painting of nude women", or a "painting of large nude women"?
The distinction is important. A large painting of nude women may be worth considerably more -- the classical artists often did such paintings. However, a smaller painting of large women who happen to be nude might be more of a... novelty item.
Depending on how "large" the women are, of course. Unless, as MarineDad pointed out, one of them was named Monica...
Ha!
Was the painting on crushed velvet and come with free black light bulbs ?
He`s Qaugmire !