Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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Life imitates “Trailer Park Boys”.
Now THAT is a cheap whore!
She should have held out for at least a Quarter Pounder.
Now THAT is a cheap whore!
She should have held out for at least a Quarter Pounder.
Ma’am, stop embarrassing yourself; Carrot Top is waiting for you in the dressing room on Aisle 16.
I can haz cheezburger for lap dance?
“I’ll give you my hot ‘n juicy for a Big Mac.”
That’s not prostitution any more than any other dinner date.
Meanwhile the governors of New York whore it up and the boys in blue no “nothing” about it...
She should of gone on match dot com, harmony and craigslist to earn herself dinners at high class joints as so many women do without having to put out!
Wasn’t there an article in a New York paper last year about some woman who was making the rounds of dating sites and social networks so she could grab a free lunch everyday with a different “potential” suitor?
Those double cheeseburgers are really tasty.
Yep, it was posted here and she ate free dinners, not lunches, as I remember. But it isn’t a new trend by any means.
Weird, I know, No actual ZOT, and no actual Cheeseburgers were harmed in making this thread, but...
trailhkr1 here got hisself the ultimate insult: Moved to CHAT!
http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:shortbus/index?tab=articles
So join us on this thread to mock the Cheeseburger since we flipped the burger and it went *SPLAT*!
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