The QWERTY keyboard was invented in 1874 and yet it is still used today, largely unchanged. ...Today, April 1st, Google is introducing a new input method designed by the great-great grandson of Samuel F. B. Morse: Gmail Tap for Android and iOS. Gmail Tap takes the keyboard from 26 keys to just two. From video: "A classic technology. Reinvented."
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Bwahahahahaha!
My favorite line from the video was
“You can tap it in the morning. You can tap it at night. You can tap it in the bathroom.”