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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!

Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding

I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!

I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.

It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!

Everyone one here is gay!

Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: Danny Gelding

Are you a libtard, trolling here with a bad imitation of a conservative; or are you a conservative, doing a brilliant imitation of a libtard troll?


101 posted on 04/01/2012 2:12:34 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: humblegunner

102 posted on 04/01/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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To: humblegunner

103 posted on 04/01/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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104 posted on 04/01/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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105 posted on 04/01/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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106 posted on 04/01/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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107 posted on 04/01/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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To: Danny Gelding

Go home and sleep it off dear.


108 posted on 04/01/2012 2:15:21 PM PDT by Jean2
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To: carriage_hill

Sorry, tagline change.


109 posted on 04/01/2012 2:18:56 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (I'd vote for a "orange juice can", before 0bummer&HisRegimeFromHell, gets another 4yrs. Can-> later.)
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To: Danny Gelding
Well that tears it.

Now I am going to switch my planned shopped to WalMart.

110 posted on 04/01/2012 2:19:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Danny Gelding
Well that tears it.

Now I am going to switch my planned shopped to WalMart.

111 posted on 04/01/2012 2:19:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Danny Gelding
Well that tears it.

Now I am going to switch my planned shopped to WalMart.

112 posted on 04/01/2012 2:19:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Jean2

Hey, cool screen name. I decided to go with a letter rather than a number.


113 posted on 04/01/2012 2:19:48 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: Danny Gelding
Well that tears it.

Now I am going to switch my planned shopped to WalMart.

114 posted on 04/01/2012 2:20:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Danny Gelding
Well that tears it.

Now I am going to switch my planned shopped to WalMart.

115 posted on 04/01/2012 2:20:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Danny Gelding
Well that tears it.

Now I am going to switch my planned shopped to WalMart.

116 posted on 04/01/2012 2:20:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Danny Gelding

No balls loser zot.


117 posted on 04/01/2012 2:21:43 PM PDT by xone
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To: Danny Gelding

118 posted on 04/01/2012 2:22:00 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Danny Gelding

A pity you’re going to be zotted. Science really needs to study that perfect vacuum between your ears. . . .

Oh, and I can’t believe I’m IBTZ at post 110 or so. . .


119 posted on 04/01/2012 2:22:16 PM PDT by Salgak
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To: PSYCHO-FREEP

OK... the text and picture together is so disturbing but I’m not sure what...


120 posted on 04/01/2012 2:23:05 PM PDT by paudio (no tagline for now...)
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