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Three monkeys on the loose in Fla.
upi ^ | March. 29, 2012

Posted on 03/30/2012 8:17:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono

BRONSON, Fla., -- Sheriff's deputies in Florida are searching for three monkeys who've been spotted roaming near Williston, Fla.

The Levy County Sheriff's Office said residents in the area of County Road 318/335 reported seeing three monkeys Thursday and deputies searched the area but were unable to locate the animals.

Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals.

Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes.

The sheriff's office said Florida Fish & Wildlife officers have been informed of the situation and are expected to place traps for the monkeys.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: monkey
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To: Future Snake Eater


21 posted on 03/30/2012 9:23:50 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
And, when those oh-so-naughty monkeys are finally caught up with, are they going to be spanked?

the infowarrior

22 posted on 03/30/2012 9:23:55 AM PDT by infowarrior
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23 posted on 03/30/2012 9:36:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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lol

24 posted on 03/30/2012 9:42:35 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: JoeProBono
Evil Monkiez?


25 posted on 03/30/2012 9:54:37 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (3 little children murdered by islam, Toulouse March 2012 . Time for the Final Crusade!!!!!)
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27 posted on 03/30/2012 10:03:33 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Mitt Romney is SEVERELY conservative - and I'm SEVERELY against giving him my vote!)
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To: JoeProBono

What a conundrum! Which three RAT-Lib-Commies could it be??


28 posted on 03/30/2012 10:20:27 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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. . . residents in the area of County Road 318/335 reported seeing three monkeys Thursday and deputies searched the area but were unable to locate the animals.

Any Burmese pythons around?

29 posted on 03/30/2012 10:33:29 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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30 posted on 03/30/2012 1:51:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: samtheman

I thought 2 of them were named Jesse and Sharpton...


31 posted on 03/30/2012 4:51:28 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: JoeProBono

Were they jumping on the bed? (And where are the other two?)


32 posted on 03/31/2012 12:44:13 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I tried to buy a hoodie today but the store manager said they had all been shoplifted.)
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