Posted on 03/29/2012 1:42:46 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A self-described Lady Gaga impersonator wore a crime-scene inspired outfit last weekend – even before police accused her of drunk driving.
Brittney Kay Harland's attire for the night included yellow-caution tape that was wrapped around her neck, inner thighs and buttocks and glued to her skin.
Harland, 27, faces a charge of DUI involving property damage after she was involved in a two-car crash on the Orange Blossom Trail at Long Street in Orlando about 2:45 a.m. Sunday.
Harland told officers the other car ran a red light, but a witness said it was Harland who ran the light, according to an arrest affidavit. She was found at fault in the accident for running the red light, police said.
Officers said Harland's eyes were "extremely bloodshot," were glassy and watery and her speech was slurred. She told officers she drank two beers and a double-shot at the Parliament House in Orlando.
After failing roadside sobriety tests, Harland agreed to a blood-alcohol test. Her readings on two tests were .166 and .161, more than double the legal limit of .08, police said.
Harland told officers she has dual citizenship — the United States and England — "so I can ask the judge to deport me. I get in so much trouble over here."
.Arresting officers noted she had very long fake eyelashes and had "a lot of makeup on her face." She was wearing a blond wig and was barefoot.
When her mug shot was taken at the Orange County Jail, officers had her remove her wig so the photo "would clearly reflect the correct appearance and hair color of the suspect," jail spokesman Allen Moore said. "The caution tape was not removed because it didn't interfere with or obscure face or diminish the identification purpose of the photo."
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I think they should require her to wear the caution tape at all times.
How can they be sure it isn’t the real Lady Gaga?
The tape wasn’t part of her costume. The police were laying it around her body when they found her passed out thinking they had a homicide. Just looking at that face makes me think she was in a fatal car accident too.
Guilty! GUILTY! Guilty!
Guilty! GUILTY! Guilty!
Guilty! GUILTY! Guilty!
Guilty! GUILTY! Guilty!
Guilty! GUILTY! Guilty!
Guilty! GUILTY! Guilty!
I’m going to have to go along with you on that one, Psycho....
Shout into her crotch and listen for the echo.
I'll send a text, thanks.
I think the caution tape ought to definitely be around her crotch. Lots of stupid guys can’t see the common sense warnings already on display.
I recognize her!
That’s Lade Gagme!
So much for my planned Halloween costume and it’s still March!
Bummer...
If we can find my flashlight we can find the truck and drive out of here!
Yet another sad, pathetic specimen.
Seems to be a lot of these goofy weirdo’s around lately.
Nice chest tat by the ways.....
I printed this picture and put it in my garden to scare the pests away. It worked but it also killed all the plants.
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