[null and void]

How Bout Them Dawgs?

[tophat9000]

So gay

[jakerobins]

Has Moochelle, the self appointed Health Czar, sent in her stormtroopers yet? Soon to be replaced with the Tofu Dog..

[hole_n_one]

Obama would love to have that stuck in his mouth.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I think I’m behind the times.

So now it’s called “Rangers Ballpark”???

At first it was “The Ballpark in Arlington”, then it was “Ameriquest Field”. Did Ameriquest give up naming rights? What happened?

But if Ameriquest gave up naming rights, why didn’t the Rangers get another corporate sponsor?

Maybe I’m behind the times, but so many stadiums change names anymore.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Uh...shouldn't they actually win a championship, first? :)

(Being AL Champion does not really count...)

[who knows what evil?]

Fenway Frank? Ick...who knows where that’s been?

[dfwgator]

The problem is, like the Rangers, you might choke on them.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the hot dogs!"

Hopefully that applies to the stadium restrooms as well.

[SERKIT]

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

[freedumb2003]

Lordy!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

The Fenway Frank ceased being called the Fenway Frank two years ago when it was called the Barney Frank after the former member of Congress swallowed one whole at a game.

[hattend]

Twenty six bucks a pound?

For a hot dog?

Good luck selling any.