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To: Mears; smoothsailing
> That dress is definitely a fashion no-no for this woman.

Allow me to elaborate slightly.

There comes a point in every woman's life, when her boobs are no longer governed by "anti-gravity" and no longer have to be held down lest their perkiness cause them to fly off into space.

Instead, they become content to sit in place and more or less point forward.

Some time after that, "gravity" takes over and effort is required to keep them up lest they drop to the waist.

Under no circumstances should that sort of "wrap-over-the-boobs" dress be worn by a woman who is no longer in the first category. Dear Sandra has moved into category two. If not three.

22 posted on 03/15/2012 8:12:18 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

“Dear Sandra has moved into category two. If not three. “

I’m in category 10 myself,so it’s been a long time since I wore dresses like that.

:-)


26 posted on 03/15/2012 8:44:43 PM PDT by Mears (Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. What's not to like?)
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To: dayglored

Blasphemy!


32 posted on 03/16/2012 6:21:55 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (knowledge puffeth; information deludeth.)
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