Posted on 03/15/2012 6:32:31 PM PDT by Morgana
Allow me to elaborate slightly.
There comes a point in every woman's life, when her boobs are no longer governed by "anti-gravity" and no longer have to be held down lest their perkiness cause them to fly off into space.
Instead, they become content to sit in place and more or less point forward.
Some time after that, "gravity" takes over and effort is required to keep them up lest they drop to the waist.
Under no circumstances should that sort of "wrap-over-the-boobs" dress be worn by a woman who is no longer in the first category. Dear Sandra has moved into category two. If not three.
Ms Fluke doesn’t need contraception.
She needs sex toys.
This is the kind of woman beer-goggles were invented for.
Mutterperl before swine?
Normally the name is Perlmutter. Did someone switch it at immigration or can’t they just spell properly?
What do you get when you mix a Fluke with a Mutterperl? - Two parasites instead of one.
If Fluke wants a 3 year supply of contraceptives, and she is attending law school, when does she have time to study?
This is a match made in Hell.
“Dear Sandra has moved into category two. If not three. “
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I’m in category 10 myself,so it’s been a long time since I wore dresses like that.
:-)
If she traded that DRESS in for a SOLID BLUE DRESS and wore it for the purpose in which a past BLUE DRESS was worn, she wouldn’t have to worry about birth control. But, she would probably start screaming for free knee pads and bibs.
Sounds like a good party.....whose bringing the pretzels?
I’ll do the pretzels if you do the Sam Adams.
Cheers !
Are you sure these people aren’t characters in a Philip Roth novel?
Blasphemy!
I admit I'm not a fashion guru.... but I have made a lifelong study of boobs, being a guy... :)
Sounds like it ought to be a convenience store. LOL.
(But I can't claim that -- I think saw something like it on a T-shirt.)
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