Hand axes, small handheld stone tools used by ancient humans, could have served as the first commodity in the human world thanks to their durability and utility.
Then Democrats were the first Tool Thieves.
You guys have plenty of tools and these unfortunate sloths down by the river stayed too long after the fish quit running and are now cold.
By the way, instead of axes can we give them some of your wood?
And so, the Democrat Party was born...