Fail #5: Only P-whipped liberal metrosexual guys affected. The rest of us will be sure to be compassionate towards them and offer them a Midol for their pain.
BTW, if a woman temporarily stops putting out, is she still a slut?
...and just THINK of all the money saved on contraceptions: At $3000 / 3 years (Fluck math), that's $1000 / yr or about $20 / week.
Maybe all the participants can chip in and make a donation to save Carbonite.
Cheers!
Fluke will never last.........