[OrioleFan]

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet Will Tell You How To Get Lessons

Reminds me of when we had the wind storm that knocked out power in Dayton, Ohio area for days. They had a city council person on one of the talk radio stations. She was in full panic mode and said, "If your power is out, please go to our website for updates!"

[ErnBatavia]

...or during the infamous OJ Simpson/Al Cowlings car chase, our local breathless anchor idiot Paul Moyer exclaiming (upon getting a camera closeup with Al driving), "We can now confirm there is at least one person in that Bronco!!"