[Cyman]

Everyone know it hangs just off of the thing-a-jig on the perpetual motion machine. I can't believe those smart fellers don't know that.

[Boogieman]

“The particle has been predicted as the explanation for why all other particles have mass.”

This seems silly to me. Ok, if the Higgs boson gives everything else mass, then what gives the Higgs boson mass? They’re just punting the question a bit further down the road, but that seems to be a common feature of scientific investigation nowadays.

[muawiyah]

Not likely. The answer is the Standard Model is not predictive at all and what these guys think is the Higgs Boson is more like the edge of the page where the formula they were writing ran out of room.

[bigheadfred]

The two collaborations independently combed through hundreds of trillions of proton-antiproton collisions recorded by their experiments to arrive at this exciting result that in neither case could the researchers confirm for sure that what they see is a new particle and not simply signals created by background events which are in a way a cry from the grave and that is kind of like dead people voting which can't happen because they are dead but apparently it does happen all the time.

And in other news scientists have figured out how to drop into hyperspace but are stuck on the on ramp. It is bumper to bumper Higgs bosons...

[YHAOS]

"If what we're seeing really is the Higgs boson"

On the other hand, maybe you just had one too many cocktails with lunch.

[Windflier]

Ping me when these taxpayer-fed eggheads produce a breakthrough that leads to an honest, beneficial advance for mankind.

[Revolting cat!]

[newzjunkey]

...President George W. Bush and Congress had promised substantial budget increases for the physical sciences earlier in 2007. In the rush to trim the 2008 spending bill enough to avert a presidential veto, however, legislative leaders excised $88 million from the U.S. Department of Energy's funding for high-energy physics. Fermilab's 2008 budget abruptly shrank from $372 million to $320 million. Future of Top U.S. Particle Physics Lab in Jeopardy

Funding was never returned and future projects died along with America's leadership role in high-energy physics.

[newzjunkey]

...President George W. Bush and Congress had promised substantial budget increases for the physical sciences earlier in 2007. In the rush to trim the 2008 spending bill enough to avert a presidential veto, however, legislative leaders excised $88 million from the U.S. Department of Energy's funding for high-energy physics. Fermilab's 2008 budget abruptly shrank from $372 million to $320 million. Future of Top U.S. Particle Physics Lab in Jeopardy

Funding was never returned and future projects died along with America's leadership role in high-energy physics.