Moonshine? I wouldn’t be surprised if this fella took a messy shot of shine, spilled some on his clothes and then lit one up.
I can’t imagine drinking gasoline from a jar. The smell would hit your nose and eyes before you even tipped it.
We usually don’t hear about it because moonshine is illegal. This guy probably lied to get medical attention.
Unless you were already plastered...
I think you nailed it.
Not that last time, his mouth throat and whole face had to be on fire after lighting his last ciggie. I don't think he ASKED for anything.
He wouldn’t have to lie to get medical attention. He’s going to get medical attention.
If he couldn’t talk at all and someone else gave the account, I’d consider murder as a possibility.
Small splashes of gasoline igniting probably wouldn’t kill him unless he inhaled the flames (quite possible.) Soaked clothes igniting - that would kill him.
Or he was already so drunk he didn’t notice.