Damnit! What’s trump? We need some rules here. Black female homosexuals trump white males homosexuals, but do they trump white female homosexuals? Come on lawyers, we need this sorted out.
Maybe one good club(as Eastwood said “hickory”) well applied to the forehead is suggested!
According the rules of the card game "Hearts" here is how this should be scored:
Once someone has bid, each subsequent bid must be higher than the previous one. Higher means either more tricks, or the same number of tricks in a higher suit. For this purpose No trumps are highest, followed by Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs, and Spades (lowest). Thus the lowest possible bid is Six Spades and the highest is Ten No Trumps.
Transferring this to the real world (sarcastically of course):
Hearts = Religious people
Diamonds = Rich people
Clubs = Gangsters
Spades = (I'm not gonna say it)
No Trumps = people with good hair (opposite of Trump lol).