Posted on 02/20/2012 11:37:33 AM PST by nickcarraway
A Naples man is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after an incident Friday outside a bank, where he told deputies he was half orangutan and needed to call the “Fusion Center” to ask about his monkey blood.
Collier County sheriff’s deputies arrested 51-year-old Mark Loescher, of the 1100 block of Reserve Way Boulevard, outside the Wells Fargo Bank at 5094 Airport-Pulling Road N. A woman there said a man in a green car pulled out a gun after she told him his vehicle was smoking.
Deputies said they responded to the bank shortly before 5 p.m. to find Loescher still sitting in the driver’s seat of the green car in front of the bank. A woman was in the front passenger seat.
Deputies pulled Loescher over and had difficulty making him comply with their orders to exit the vehicle and place his hands on the window, get off his phone and get on the ground.
In addition to monkey blood, Loescher repeatedly told deputies he was the director of the CIA and later told them he was Elvis Presley’s brother and a good friend of “President Bush” with whom he shares an attorney.
Deputies reported they found a gun and bullets in Loescher’s vehicle but no identification to show a connection to the CIA. Loescher’s passenger was released.
Loescher was taken to the Naples Jail Center for booking.
Fortunately for him, at least one side of him now has rights.
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