Deputies: Teen After Pot Steals Tomato Plant Instead Near Holly Hill

The Daytona Beach News-Journal ^ | February 17, 2012 | Lyda Longa

[reg45]

He needs a few more ingredients for a good Marinara sauce.

[bigbob]

[patton]

You know, there are three nicotine-producing plants -

The deadly nightshade.
Tobacco.
And the tomato.

So, he could be charged with a drug offense - for possesion of a tomato plant ...

[Dr. Sivana]

I always feared that Will would turn out to be a pot head.

[GeronL]

what an idiotic fail

[moose07]

“The teen was charged with unarmed burglary of an occupied dwelling,” So his crime was not carrying a gun! Strange.

[AnTiw1]

well they should have made the little delinquent smoke it

on the bright side the victim can now grow weed with impunity as long as he hangs red balls from the branches

[Squawk 8888]

Not a ping

[jiggyboy]

I know for a fact that some San Jose cops were at least this stupid as well in the late 1990’s or so.

[marsh2]

I remember back in the 1960s, my stoner little sister planted pot in the flower boxes outside the local police station.

She told my mother that the seeds were vegetable seeds. Mom helped her germanate them and she planted them in the garden. They grew until the gardener asked my mother whether she knew she was growing pot out by the swimming pool lol.

[RedMDer]

Tired of the disruptions? We need that new equipment!

[6SJ7]

“Dude, I’ve got like, some good stuff here, man. It’s called Beefsteak!”

[Boogieman]

TOMAAAACCCCO!

[patton]

LOL - that is FUNNY!

[Slings and Arrows]

There goes a future 0bama voter.

[Lady Jag]

Everyone here is smarter than that one.

[TheOldLady]

My mother was growing some seedlings for my older brother, and she was puzzled as to why he came over one day and ripped them all out, roots and all. 

[Slings and Arrows]

[TheOldLady]

He knew that she was a great gardener with the greenest of thumbs, and he did mention that what she unknowingly grew was some dynamite [unladylike word]. Dude.