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Police: Naked cowgirl drove drunk
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Posted on 02/15/2012 1:54:02 PM PST by Perdogg

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To: TexasCajun

NOT GUILTY.


41 posted on 02/15/2012 2:34:54 PM PST by Astronaut
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Now cut that out!!! :)


42 posted on 02/15/2012 2:38:02 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Yo Mitt - Money can't buy you love...)
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To: Perdogg

This thread got pulled yesterday before any comments. What a difference a day makes...


43 posted on 02/15/2012 2:39:42 PM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: TexasCajun

I’m kinda diggin’ that single strap foundation garment.


44 posted on 02/15/2012 2:40:13 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: Perdogg

Bet this happens every week in some western town.


46 posted on 02/15/2012 2:44:50 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity
If I drove around naked, I'd have more friends than I could shake a stick at too...

Having seen you before, I suspect the stick waving would be pitchforks running after you....... :)

47 posted on 02/15/2012 2:49:35 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Taylor Burnham, 18, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots.

If I'm in Jeep marketing, I'm on the phone to her right now.

48 posted on 02/15/2012 2:52:23 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: mnehring

At least she’s a Republican!


49 posted on 02/15/2012 2:56:31 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Hot Tabasco
Having seen you before, I suspect the stick waving would be pitchforks running after you....... :)

Hey! play nice... :)

51 posted on 02/15/2012 3:02:45 PM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (A half-truth masquerading as the whole truth becomes a complete untruth. (J.I. Packer)
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To: bigbob

“If she gets a decent lawyer, a haircut, and a go-to-meeting dress by the trial she might even get the 30 days suspended ;-)”

And a date with the defense attorney.


52 posted on 02/15/2012 3:20:42 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Most Conservative in the Primary, the Republican Nominee in the General.)
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To: Bringbackthedraft

“She doesn’t appear to have any makeup on, so that alone would cause her to lose points by the highly critical FR Beauty Judges.”

Thank you.

Indeed, she doesn’t have cosmetics and I think she’s probably cute. Not that that is important.

God forbid a woman look a tad imperfect (unless she has a big chest which she teases with slut clothing, which seems to be all-encompassing standard for perfection around here).

Never mind all the butt-ugly men out there.


53 posted on 02/15/2012 3:22:26 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Drew68; Perdogg
All I know is I’m glad my days of being drunk, stupid and 18 predated the internet.
Ain't that the truth!
54 posted on 02/15/2012 3:30:13 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Perdogg

Initial police reports were that she was floating across the ceiling, while mumbling to some howling wolf about some voodoo healing.

More information:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLqACIj8nc

Relevant part begins about 2:20


55 posted on 02/15/2012 3:34:35 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: goseminoles
At least she’s a Republican!

And an Aggie. You can't take them anywhere without 'em shuckin' their duds and howlin' at the moon.

56 posted on 02/15/2012 3:38:18 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Perdogg

“a suspicious person”? Now why would a naked girl driving a jeep be suspicious? The Fashion Police might object to the cowboy boots?


57 posted on 02/15/2012 3:42:44 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: BCR #226

Great pictures here!!!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2847005/posts


58 posted on 02/15/2012 3:55:40 PM PST by sodpoodle ( Newt - God has tested him for a reason...... to bring America back from the brink.)
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To: TexasCajun

looks like a 7 year old


59 posted on 02/15/2012 4:00:20 PM PST by ari-freedom
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To: Drew68

Ain’t that the truth? I shudder to think of today with cellphone camera, and video cameras everywhere.


60 posted on 02/15/2012 4:01:58 PM PST by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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