Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl: Kate Upton

Washington Post ^ | 2/13 | AP

[TheBigB]

NEW YORK — She’s a Florida girl who’s comfortable in a bikini, and now 19-year-old model Kate Upton is on the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

She wears a tiny red-and-brown, sparkle-covered string bikini with a view of the waters of Australia behind her as she poses for the magazine cover, which is scheduled to be unveiled on TV Monday night on “Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS.

[martin_fierro]

I LOVE THIS THREAD

SO MUCH

[dangus]

Meh. Wouldn’t want my wife to trade bodies with her. At least some of the OTHER pictures of her are attractive. But this is just rather porny without the X rating.

[mamelukesabre]

Well...her teeth ain’t perfect but the rest of her sure is!

[James Mott]

Yikes!!

Where did you get these Pics of my wife?

[Norm Lenhart]

Journal entry 1:

After nearly an hour of close scientific observation, I remain unable to locate the beach said to appear in the background. Eyes seem unable to focus outside the primary viewing area. I wonder if this has to do with the photo’s lighting.

Faithfully, I press on...for SCIENCE!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

FYI, Kate is the niece of Michigan Rep. Fred Upton

That's the moron who co-sponsored the law phasing out incandescent light bulbs. His niece is pretty hot, though.

[NCDave]

I am a giver...for Science of course...

[LibLieSlayer]

I was all mad and fired up from reading the day's news and then you went and mellowed me out!

LLS

[Windflier]

Dave, you’re gonna get my wife in trouble posting stuff like that.

[PrivateIdaho]

Schick and Gillette are totally dropping the ball if they don’t they don’t take advantage of this photo-op.

[A_Tradition_Continues]

Nice teeth.

[EEGator]

She has teeth?!?

[LibLieSlayer]

That is just cruel!

LLS

[EEGator]

She told me she wanted them for you, I’m a pro.

[wardaddy]

she is a darling no question

we have it set to her month (below) at one of my businesses...and will leave it there all year likely

yummy...God is great indeed

[tumblindice]

Mr. B, oh, oh Mr. B ... that lady, she, uh that lady—she makes me feel funny,
like I’m going to break something, you know, down there, down in my ‘danger zone!’

Mr. Laz, oh come and see how funny this lady makes you feel.

[Revolting cat!]

[Outlaw Woman]

ENJOY FELLAS!

LOL!!!!

[Revolting cat!]

OH, yeah? Your secret loves!

[AnTiw1]

She’s okay...pretty much like every other fetal blonde on the west coast, except she doesn’t have a Nigerian wrapped around her.