Arnold: Auuuuughhh!
Stallone: Awaaaaauuuuhuhh!
Doctor: Are you guys in pain? You sound like you need help.
Arnold: Oh no, we’re just practicing our lines for our upcoming movies!
Sly, eet took two decades for de steroids to finally catch up weeth us.
Tattoed pajamas Sly - nice - where did you get ‘em?
Siamese twins Arnold and Sylvester, joined at the hip since birth, finally separated.....
I told you we shouldn’t have dated twins...
Arnold - “The Doctor says I’m having twins!”
This brings to mind a scene from the movie “Twins”, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. Arnold is walking down the street, when he comes across a poster of Sylvester Stallone from one of the “Rambo” movies. Arnold studies the poster for a few seconds, points at Stallone’s bicep, laughs out loud, then continues walking.