Who could stay mad after eating the seafood sampler?
Who could stay mad after eating the seafood sampler?
I like this story. Judge plays marriage counselor and offers some good old-fashioned common sense for the husband, rather than start a rap sheet for him.
I’d love some cheesy Red Lobster biscuits for VDay.
A Judge used his wisdom to provide the right justice for the situation?
My, what is this world coming to?
Red Lobster dinner.
Here honey, I have some papers for you to sign while you’re enjoying your dinner. I put a little heart where you need to sign. Yes this will allow us to see other people.
I like the bowling part.
Thank god there are people on the bench who take a balanced view of things. Everything is not solved through the criminal justice system.
Date night at a bowling alley?? Now, that's a classy deal.
She can put on her tight hip-hugger jeans, super-lowcut tight blouse, 2 lbs of makeup and get a big new 'do' at Sally Sue's Hair Botique and Bobbie Jo Is Doing Nails. He can wear the jeans (with the Skoal imprint on the back pocket) that hang down below his beer belly and his Bass Pro Shop wife-beater tee shirt with a huge phoney-gold chain around his neck. Speaking of necks, all the beer they drink will be Bud long-necks.
Later at Red Lobster he will pay for the dinner with a coupon (whata you mean, I gotta pay the sales tax??? It says right here, 2 dinners free with coupon. I don't care about no sticking small print that says 'customer is responsible for sales tax'). "Cheap ass frigging place....I'll never come back here again and spend my good money for dinner." And, of course, he will leave a large tip on the table.....a quarter, a dime and 3 pennies.....for the young waitress who had to suffer through his bitching, belching and passing gas (pull my finger, honey) for the past hour.
Ahhhhhh ... life is good.
Not exactly setting the bar very high here!