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Garage Door Openers Stop Working On Entire Missouri Block
AP/KMOX) ^ | February 6, 2012 7:59 AM

Posted on 02/06/2012 9:56:29 AM PST by BenLurkin

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports that no one knows what exactly is going on at Westhampton View Court. The garage door openers at all five homes on the court stopped working shortly after Christmas.

“It’s a weird, weird thing,” Joe Sullivan told the Post-Dispatch. “And the timing for it all to go haywire for everybody at the same time can’t be coincidence, right?”

Garage door companies say interference problems are common at individual homes — they blame what is known as “frequency pollution.” But experts say having the issue extend to multiple homes is just plain weird.

(Excerpt) Read more at stlouis.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: garagedooropeners; radiofrequencies; rfi; rfnoise
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To: cripplecreek

According to the big-hair man:

The aliens assisted the Egyptians by providing them with magnetic machines that allowed them to move stones weighing several tons, just as easily as you or I operate our remote controls.

And in Crete, Central and South America: aliens loaned the natives ray guns that actually melted stone, resulting in those tight tolerances that you can’t slip a piece of paper between.

I think he also says that we’re the aliens (they mated with us) so that might explain Dennis Kucinich, Joe Biden and The Won.


41 posted on 02/06/2012 11:59:25 AM PST by tumblindice (No Romney, no way, no how)
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To: BenLurkin
Viking. Kittens.


42 posted on 02/06/2012 12:09:26 PM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: BenLurkin; cripplecreek

43 posted on 02/06/2012 12:15:04 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: RavenATB
They're being Jammed...
44 posted on 02/06/2012 12:21:11 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: tumblindice
Also explains.........
45 posted on 02/06/2012 12:24:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

I remember her from motel rooms, pre-Motel 6 era.
Remember those paintings/prints of kids with big eyes? It is all clear to me now: this explains how aliens got control of the motel industry.

Btw, they are HQ’d at the Precious Moments factory just outside Webb City, MO and operate under our our very noses.

She’s definitely an alien, a Venutian most likely.
The Won is from Uranus. This is a fact. I can prove it with grainy, out-of-focus photographs.


46 posted on 02/06/2012 12:44:42 PM PST by tumblindice (Mandrake, have you ever seen a space alien use a garage door opener? There's a reason for that: they)
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To: tumblindice

our our=our our our our


47 posted on 02/06/2012 12:46:37 PM PST by tumblindice (Mandrake, have you ever seen a space alien use a garage door opener? There's a reason for that: they)
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To: BenLurkin

First we lose a drone... then the garage door openers stop working... coincidence? I don’t think so!


48 posted on 02/06/2012 12:52:26 PM PST by Mashood
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To: BenLurkin

This used to happen to us periodically when we lived in Pt. Loma, near a naval base in San Diego. There were newspaper articles blaming the navy for the problem, but the navy never officially fessed up. After a few days, the garage doors would be working again.


49 posted on 02/06/2012 1:23:54 PM PST by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: cripplecreek
Giorgio Tsoukalos

Freepers

50 posted on 02/06/2012 1:40:38 PM PST by Talisker (Apology accepted, Captain Needa.)
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To: BenLurkin; Lazamataz; JRios1968
Ah, yes.

I tapped that on the violet principal planet orbiting Alpha Centauri A.

Good times. Good times.

Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away

51 posted on 02/06/2012 2:04:08 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: BenLurkin

“The garage door openers at all five homes on the court stopped working shortly after Christmas.”

That happened in our neighborhood too. But then we were a bit more in touch with our surroundings...so we called the power company and took care of it.


52 posted on 02/06/2012 5:40:12 PM PST by BobL (I don't care about his past - Newt will BRING THE FIGHT to Obama)
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To: cripplecreek; Outlaw Woman
I think he's an alien from Alpha Centauri, named Londo Mollari.

A little facelift, a little make-up, but I could be wrong...

53 posted on 02/08/2012 5:33:59 PM PST by Don W (You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.)
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To: Don W

lol! Yes..I can see the resemblance by the direction the hair is standing....

LOL!


54 posted on 02/08/2012 6:01:00 PM PST by Outlaw Woman (The 2nd Amendment IS my concealed carry permit)
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