Don't bother to sign up. Just move up here. Of course, it's supposed to be around -20 F tonight and tomorrow night, but that shouldn't be a problem. Summers are usually in the 70's.
Y'know, red, if I had it all to do over again, Alaska would probably have been an outstanding choice.
I've long said, people are made out of meat, and meat should be kept refrigerated. 80 degrees plus, that's just not healthy.