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You Might Be a Conservative If.....
me, myself and I | 1/24/12 | me

Posted on 01/24/2012 12:31:41 PM PST by reformed_dem

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To: reformed_dem

....that you at first thought The Rainbow Coalition was the paint dealers booth at the Home Improvement Trade Show....


21 posted on 01/24/2012 1:07:31 PM PST by coolbreeze (giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.)
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To: reformed_dem
Listen brother, I know how you feel about your family.

My mother was a MENSA and a life long demonRAT, in fact, was a county poo-bah.

If you sat her down with a pencil and paper and axed her the series that you outlined in your vanity, she was 99.97% conservative, BUT, she voted 100% demonRAT.

No logic, no reason, just good old fashioned religion, Jesus Christ, FDR, Harry Truman and JFK {and in her book, Jesus was fourth}.

Again, no logic, no reason, just emotion and she voted demonRAT for two elections after she died.

It took me four years to get her name removed from the voter rolls.

22 posted on 01/24/2012 1:26:58 PM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke The Terrorist Savages)
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How about You Might Be A Liberal (or a Democrat) If....

You think that since minorities are disproportionally represented in the American prison population, that the Police and Justice Systems are racist, but the reason why a lot more men are in prison than women is because men commit most of the crimes.

23 posted on 01/24/2012 1:29:41 PM PST by NYFreeper
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You might be a Conservtive;

If after 10 years on FreeRepublic, Jim hasn't run your ass off!

24 posted on 01/24/2012 1:30:10 PM PST by TexasCajun
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I am silly this way, but I believe that if you do not pay taxes, you should not have the right to vote.

I believe if you take another life, ole Sparky should be fired up.


25 posted on 01/24/2012 1:30:50 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Most Conservative in the Primary, the Republican Nominee in the General.)
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I am silly this way, but I believe that if you do not pay taxes, you should not have the right to vote.

I must be silly too....

26 posted on 01/24/2012 1:40:17 PM PST by reformed_dem
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To: TexasCajun

I know when to behave myself :)


27 posted on 01/24/2012 1:42:04 PM PST by reformed_dem
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To: USS Alaska
Listen brother...

Sister.....:)

28 posted on 01/24/2012 1:43:31 PM PST by reformed_dem
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A possible addition:

You understand that the Constitution was written expressly to limit the government and anything that removes those limits or seeks to, is, on it's face, unconstitutional.

29 posted on 01/24/2012 1:54:48 PM PST by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: TexasCajun

GOOD ONE


30 posted on 01/24/2012 1:57:19 PM PST by NEMDF
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Listen brother...

Sister.....:)

OK, I just got off the lesbian/gay post so I'm confused. Hell I've now got to...never mind...

31 posted on 01/24/2012 1:57:52 PM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke The Terrorist Savages)
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That reminds me of when a black man accused me of being racist when I yelled at him to stop approaching me (quickly from behind a fence while I was alone). I told him I wasn’t racist, but that I was sexist.


32 posted on 01/24/2012 2:07:47 PM PST by Thidwick
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When faced with people who think they are Democrats but really NOT lib crazies, I use Rush’s technique - illustrate absurdity by being absurd.

For instance, when a family member says, I can’t imagine the evil republicans ever winning again, the correct answer is - “You’re right - Open those borders! Everyone should vote! That’s what Obama does! Love the man!” Then watch the doubletake.

Or when they say, We should all have free health care, the correct answer is (If you have medicare!) “I Do - thank you so much! Do you know your taxes paid for my bills last year? Thanks so much! Thanks for picking it all up - I could never have afforded all those thousands of dollars on my own!”


33 posted on 01/24/2012 2:26:17 PM PST by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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