Along the lines of:
“Thanks to my leadership and despite the Republicans efforts to obstruct our progress at every turn, our state of the union is strong”
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...
You know he does sound like Capt. Queeg sometimes...