[Ezekiel]

a survey carried out by American Airlines and GayCities.com to find the most popular destination for gay travellers.

Not really a surprise. The proximity to the holy city Jerusalem surely must attract those who by nature seek to defile and debase all that is good and sacred.

[Colonel Kangaroo]

Jerusalem is religious, Tel Aviv is secular.

Jerusalem is "Jewish", Tel Aviv is "Israeli".

Jerusalem is right wing, Tel Aviv is left wing.

Jerusalem is Nashville, Tel Aviv is San Fransisco.