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To: Focault's Pendulum

Yeesh. Yeah, forget it. I met a cute Stegasaurus down the road anyways.


65 posted on 01/16/2012 2:45:28 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: Lazamataz
Yeah, forget it.

Ref#62

Yeah, you're probably right. Imagine you're bushed from a day ripping the guts out of Human Resource people (I'd like to tag along), you come back to the nest and the first thing she says "Do you notice anything different about me?"

You grunt, scratch the backside with your hind legs, and pull a piece of HR flesh from between your teeth, realizing it didn't taste just quite human. You respond, "Yeah babe you look ravaging."

She goes into a tirade, stomps about, breaking several of your eggs in the process.

She screams "I spiked my hair for you!"

It is now time to beat a permanent retreat.

And that is why velociraptors went extinct.

71 posted on 01/16/2012 3:08:24 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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