I was at a garden center a few years ago, contemplating the purchase of some shrub or tree that was rated for a slightly warmer zone than the one I live in. I said to the sales lady, “Well, maybe I’ll go ahead and get it and hope for global warming.” Her jaw dropped and she yelped “Shame on you!”
I had just committed blasphemy. I’m a lost soul...
Well, I’m freezin’ my butt in upstate NY. Global warming can’t come soon enough.