We already have one. If your post isn’t liked you are called every name in the book and some names that haven’t appeared in any book yet.
I like your post.
Or, to quote H. Rider Haggard in King Solomon's Mines:
Good responded nobly to the tax upon his inventive faculties. Never before had I the faintest conception of the breadth and depth and heights of a naval officer's objurgatory powers. For ten minutes he went on without stopping, and he scarcely ever repeated himself.
Cheers!