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1 posted on 01/08/2012 5:02:13 PM PST by Daffynition
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Actually this feature wasn’t that hard to design.

In every city in the country with a Martin Luther King Street or Boulevard they drew a circle around it and wrote “Danger”.


2 posted on 01/08/2012 5:06:57 PM PST by Venturer
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Good luck in navigating Detroit with this GPS.The audio will never advance beyond “recalculating”.


3 posted on 01/08/2012 5:08:31 PM PST by chuckee
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Were it not for the fact “ghetto” is inching its way into every aspect of American life, this GPS feature might prove more enduring than endearing.


5 posted on 01/08/2012 5:09:24 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (let establishment heads explode)
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Wait, a minute! Where is guilt?! Elvis was there!


6 posted on 01/08/2012 5:12:30 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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They should call it “less risky” rather than “safe”.

No place is safe.


8 posted on 01/08/2012 5:34:44 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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Holder’s Justice Department will immediately be launching an investigation......


9 posted on 01/08/2012 5:38:19 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny
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Notable additions to the Ghetto category of locations include: White House, Dept. Of Justice and AG Offices, Dept. of Energy and EPA, HUD, and most of Washington D.C. with the exception of several vacant buildings and lots.


11 posted on 01/08/2012 5:50:47 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (There's a pill for just about everything ... except stupid!)
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the "War Zone" is a nice touch...
12 posted on 01/08/2012 6:22:58 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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I am surprised that Atty General Lisa Madigan has not yet harnessed the power of GPS to show all gun owners on a map to “help” criminals prey on unarmed citizens....(hint: it almost happened here in ILL-ANNOY).


13 posted on 01/08/2012 6:32:48 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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Yeah. I tried this out. Works GREAT. I haven’t been home in DAYS.


14 posted on 01/08/2012 6:33:06 PM PST by bigheadfred
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15 posted on 01/08/2012 6:36:43 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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20 posted on 01/08/2012 8:39:00 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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It’s no longer amusing when some one makes a wrong turn and ends up dead, as happened to a young man in New Brunswick, NJ a few years ago.


21 posted on 01/09/2012 7:27:04 AM PST by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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The Griswolds could have used this


23 posted on 01/09/2012 7:35:16 AM PST by dfwgator
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White Guy's Guide to Driving in L.A.:

Rule #1 - don't get off on any exit you have heard mentioned in a rap song (i.e Crenshaw, Inglewood, Compton, etc).

24 posted on 01/09/2012 7:39:38 AM PST by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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I sure could have used one of those when I strayed too far south from the Field Museum in Chicago. As I was looking for the Museum of Science & Industry, it dawned on me that the local inhabitants looked neither scientific nor industrious. I had a sudden yearning for the arsenal that I had left in Texas.


26 posted on 01/09/2012 2:42:17 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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