Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen
In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.
Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”
Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”
News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”
Welcome back!!!
http://youtu.be/4zJWA3Vo6TU
Tamp! Trump!
I give this a 10. It has a good beat and I can dance to it.
She does have a wholesome, debauched girl-next-door quality about her, doesn’t she?
If that was Reno, I’d be blinded for life. It’s the guy from American Idol.
Thanks for the exposure....the Amazon sales have slipped a bit lately......
Don't sell the man short. According to the cover he's the king of ALL the taverns.
Plus she’s not one of those anorexic twig-chicks that if you hit too hard, you’d snap in two.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, that MC Pooh’s album has a parental advisory sticker on it.
Mr. Bat will be found to be a serial killer with over forty bodies in his attic.
Obama Virus: Inserts “ah” or “um” between every 5th word in any text document. Inserts pauses of random length and frequency in to all text-to-speech applications. In any text docuemtn, it autocorrects the following words to “evil” or “enemy”: Christian, Conservative, Republican.
Is it me, or does Mr. Bat look like Newt?
Aging turns us all into caricatures.
I’m looking for some silly limericks, poems or jokes appropriate for preschoolers or young kids for a program I’m working on. Also, any silly dog or frog jokes.
Here’s a sample that should bring a giggle from a 5-yr. old.
To mother it never did matter
That eating more cake made her fatter
While baking one day
She slipped on some clay
And fell, head first, into the batter
Its good to have you back, Lucky!
I am really concerned about North Korea’s appointment of the “dear leader”, Kim Jung Ill’s youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea— a nuclear power!
After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim’s young-un?) had NO military experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn’t even so much as led a cub scout troop, let alone coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon.
So, setting that aside, next they make him the “beloved leader” of the country. Terrific!!!
Oh, crap! I’m sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here, We took a community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration and made him the leader of this country. Never mind.
So just who is the ugliest?
Steven Tyler
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Bob Dylan
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